| Director | Ilya Belov |
| Scriptwriter | Ilya Belov |
| Scriptwriter | Nico Cartosio |
| Producer | Nico Cartosio |
| Producer | Irina Potemkina |
| Cinematographer / DP | Ivan Lebedev |
| Art director | Vlad Shmelev |
| Composer | Nico Cartosio |
| Editor | Anton Mironenkov |
| Editor | Ivan Udin |
| Sound Designer | Ilya Chicherin |
Hello, my name is Ilya Belov. I came from Vladivostok, it is a pirate's harbor in the eastern coast of Russia. At birth, children in our city receive a seagull a boat. I ate my seagull at 14, so hungry I was. At 17 I jumped into my boat and set my route to Moscow. Having crossed 9 seas, I ended up in the capital. I had to rob 34 caravans of gold and brocade to make my grandfather proud of me. I love vodka, the smell of the sea, my wife and writing stories. P. S. If I have robbed your caravan - my apologises.